Top Ten Funniest Hotel Signs To Be Found in Nigerian Hotels

Lol. This sign is on the hotel room door. pic.twitter.com/NezROoduCS

— Aunty Abigail (@Anabagail) November 5, 2013

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And for you Nigerians who still insist on being ungovernable, a hotel in Sokoto has this message for you

@StxnsDamage sokoto hotel shii… pic.twitter.com/xBna6eU40w

— Z. (@SirZech) October 17, 2014

Did we mention that we can book you into this wonderful five star hotel, where P Square drew inspiration from their collabo song from?

RT pic.twitter.com/1gzd6un3bi“””” NOW THIS KILLED ME — RIP OREOFE (@OMObolaa_) May 21, 2014

There is such a wonderful message contained in this sign. We can confirm that this sign was not found in or around the premises of a Calabar hotel

I think all hotel should have this sign @azabhoy lol x pic.twitter.com/zmO5nGQyyq

— margaret mclean (@weemargaret88) April 30, 2015

Does this look like your area? LOL!

Lmao!!!!! Nigerian!!!! Just saw this in ma Area. Shoprite Hotel. pic.twitter.com/FNYg1cxy5y

— Abdulmuiz Umar (@Mo_Eaze) May 26, 2013

Enugu refused to be held back. The joke is definitely on Autocorrect

This Enugu, #Nigeria, hotel is very, very serious about this. pic.twitter.com/kiUc0HybWx

— Jon Gambrell جون (@jongambrellAP) May 21, 2013

LOL we won’t even begin to ask the things this hotel has seen. We feel their pain. LOL!

You can imagine the carnage that requires a hotel to place this sort of sign pic.twitter.com/pt6mcoFyxW

— Spanner Monkey (@noil46) August 20, 2014

Not wanting to be left out of the fun, the Ghanaians showed up with this car park signboard which looks pretty square, till you notice the car symbol is actually a bike

One memorable thing about Wa, saw this at the hotel. “Car Park” but the sign behind it is a bike!!! Hahaha pic.twitter.com/sXCJpQxZsH

— Fredrick Gyan-Mante (@Freddie_GH) March 23, 2015

And finally, then came the South Africans, with this rather nice warning about the presence of CCTV cameras at this hotel

Sign outside my hotel. Made me smile. pic.twitter.com/zfLGQ3uJrh

— Beemerang (@ThisBikerBoy) April 10, 2013