Funny Flight Experience

Once i boarded a plane, here are some of the flight attendants statements-
“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane”
“Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments.”

“As you exit the plane, please be sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants.

Please do not leave children or spouses.”

“Last one off the plane must clean it.”

And from the pilot in his welcome message said: “We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the
industry…Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight…! Thanks.