6 ways to travel to America for free
Tired of living in Nigeria?
In 2003, one Joshua Ajakaiye trekked 3,000 kilometers long trip through the desert, crossed the border fence into Spain but was deported back to Nigeria.
In 2005, Joshua crossed the fence between Morocco and the Spanish city Melilla as part of a group of seven Africans. They used ladders to climb the fence. Joshua cut his feet and ankles on the razor wire. He had to walk with crutches for half a year while his feet were healing.
Had Joshua had any idea of what you are about to read before embarking on his sojourn, well…who knows?
Lucky you, here are 6 ways you can travel out from Nigeria to America without spending a dime on visa and air plane tickets.
1. THE STOWAY STYLE:
Who ever said you need tickets to fly if you can survive being stowed away on a haul flight.
Imagine entering JKF Airport in this sort of grand style.
This method is perfect for those who are not suffering from acrophobia. The only challenge is getting through security at MMA to find a free plane to hang on to. If you are caught, your State Governor might just award you with scholarship.
- THE ISRAELITE STYLE
You see that person trekking through the Sahara Desert above? He’s on his way to America and he’s not an Israelite. All you need for this trip is a water bottle, a dozen of gala to refuel your energy and the most important item,
THE WATER WAY
All countries are bordered by oceans and rivers. If you are an extremely good swimmer desperate to travel out, you have no problem at all. This picture is self explanatory.
Remember, nothing is impossible.
- EXPORTATION STYLE
Everyday, industrious Nigerians ship out their products in various containers and boxes. All you need to is negotiate with one on them and gbam, you’re on your way to America in a nice suitcase.
- THE FLYING BROOM
This is my personal favourite. Why be a Nigerian based witch when you can be an international witch. If you are not a one, make friends with one and you just might be on riding on a magic broom to America.
- BABALAWO STYLE
The last sentence of the poster is just amazing. Babalawos in Nigeria are doing extraordinary things in Nigeria. With this method, you are most likely going to disappear from one shrine at Sango Otta and appear at the top of the statue in New York. Congratulations in advance.
After you’ve achieved any one of this feat with reasonable proofs, we would give you a special treat by booking you into any hotel of your choice here
Goodluck from all of us at http://www.hotels.ng.