<Funny Story Competition> "Cashless Burial"

This funny travel story was submitted as part of the Funny Travel Stories competition on Hotels.ng. Read below and enjoy!

An Edo man invited his friends for his mothers burial afer lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc in to the grave in line whith tradition. A hausa man asked why?the Edo man smiled and said, according to our tradition the dead go on a long journey and need all food items they can get.

The hausa man dropped 100, 000 naira inside and said , when the food is finished buy more. The Yoruba man dropped 50, 000 naira add this in case it is not enough, the Ibo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of 200, 000 naira and dropped it in the coffin, and took the 150, 000 naira notes as change , then he said nwamme , withdraw it when you reach there oooo— it is going to be a dangerous journey we don’t know how many arm robbers are out there , afer all we are in a cashless economy, travel well oooo.

–Matadastu

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