Photos: 13 Signs That You Are in A Really, Really, REALLY Bad Hotel Room
You know you've booked a terrible hotel room when you walk in and find the following:
1. A Light Switch That Controls Both The Fan And the Light Bulb Behold this grand moment of decision: you must either keep the fan blowing or suffer in moist darkness!
2. The 'Bucket of Water' That Used to Be a Bucket of Paint.
9 out of 10 times, it is called 'Texcoat.'
3. Condoms Everywhere. On the bed. On the night-stand. In the wardrobe. In the bathroom. EVERYWHERE.
Both used and unused!
4. Beds That Look like THIS!
Oh look - there are condoms on the table.
5. Cockroaches that look like they own the room and you're inconveniencing them.
6. The Hotel Manager Promised You 24/7 Electricity, but now you're in your room like...
7. Air conditioning that sounds like three Tiger generators. Once you put on the AC, you KNOWWWW you cannot watch the TV, right?
8. The Socket close to your bed has been removed, and now there's just some sinister-looking black-and-red naked wires.
9. This PARTICULAR TV SET!
Sometimes they'll put it inside this small cage. Haha, like anyone would steal it.
10. The Smell of The Room, Oh God, The Smell!
11. When you open your room door and find people living in the room you're supposed to have booked for yourself for the night.
...and they ask if you want small egusi.
12. The default 'shampoo' in the bathroom is Okin soap.
This soap company also produces biscuits, guys. Biscuits.
13. Paper-thin walls, so you can hear papa Jinadu giving mama Jinadu...the Nadu.
