<Funny Story Competition> Worst Party Experience in Abuja

This funny travel story was submitted as part of the Funny Travel Stories competition on Hotels.ng. Read below and enjoy!

This happened i was young, 10am in the morning my guy donald called me wassup, that we should go hit one party like dat in another state, so as usual i baffed up, dressed and sneak my mumsi’s car out and about 20 minutes after i went to pick donald, den my mumsi was at work den…den i went and pick all my guys/ alobams for the party ooh, we left like abj like 11, so that we could get to the state by 12:45 highest, so we all started gisting in the car, den mumsi called.. ghen ghen Tunde where are you, am stammered and said at home, mumsi: hope u didnt carry my car out, me: no oh ur car is at home, mi car no ooh, i cant even try that one. ends call all my hommies wey like bad guy “u too try”..

It was not to about 30 minutes the car started developing issues, over heating damaged the radiator, den the before we knew it the car stopped on the highway, had to trek for miles to get water, which we finally topped and continued the journey, den finally finally the car’s engine knocked..Good lord, didnt even know wat to tell mumsi, and where the car stopped ehn, the same road my mumsi takes back home. From dere all my guys started leaving one after the another..leaving me and donald. It was like 4pm now, den mumsi passed and saw me, i almost fainted, trust african woman na, she shouted from her staff bus, ur own don finish…i dont need to the complete the rest of the story for you, party we no go!!…smh..yimu…plus the slaps i collected that day…i wished i had just stayed at home.

–Adex Solomon

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