<Funny Story Competition> On my Way to Ariaria Market, Aba...

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My funny travel story goes this way.

It happened About five(5)years ago.my big sister deals on used cloth popularly known as okirika.on this very day she came back from market I insisted I will follow her for her next trip to aba(abia state)to the famous ariaria market were she does all the buying .she warned me that it is very stressful I insisted that I will still go.the day came I woke up early in the morning around 4am,she asked me not to eat and I should make sure I go to toilet,I did all she said ooo but I ate a little bread.

We went to rumola(port harcourt)to board a boss going to aba,we boarded a long bus that look so old just to reduce our transport fair.before we got to eleme junction I told her my stomach is turning me like I want to go to toilet she,she got angry and told me that if we get to a junction she I will stop and go back home,I don’t want to go home so I told her that I will hold it,when the bus is in a bad road with the gallop up down up down,I couldn’t hold it and we were on a bush path I cried out “driver I wan shit” my sister was so ashamed she just removed her face people inside the bus especially market women felt pity for me and was shouting “driver person wan shit here ooo” “person go die here ooo”.

The driver finally stop the way I jumped down from the bus I can’t explain I did not even bother going too far I just did my thing everybody was just looking at me,it was when I did that main one (you no na) that I went to another position,the women inside the bus were asking me “you hold toilet roll” they threw some for me,some people were even coming down to urinate,when I went back an elderly seating by my side place her hand on my stomach and was telling me sorry,everybody just couldn’t help but laugh,they were even say “so piss been they hungry ona sef”. that is it. Thanks

– kitty4lovers

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