<Funny Story Competition> Longest Journey to Asaba

This funny travel story was submitted as part of the Funny Travel Stories competition on Hotels.ng. Read below and enjoy! My funniest journey.

I was travelling from Lagos to Asaba and I left my house to maza maza in festac area early in the morning as usual. on getting there I looked for my favourite transport Sunquick and payed my fare of 2500. I was hoping to buy an earpiece to blast away any noise going to be made by the passengers. A particular passenger attracted me with her 5 children and she had a lot of lugguage. She bought only three sits and her kids were all grown up and noisy.

The mother carried one and the other child her sibling while the first sat alone. Few minutes into the journey the bus started smelling funny. Only sounds of farting from where they sat and the smell could kill. The ac couldn’t drive away the smell the driver had to off d ac and see rush as everyone was opening the window, it was then I believed that there are smells that pass smell. A man in the bus couldn’t take it and had to ask that the bus, he wanted to get off. It was then the woman had to appologize that her little child wasn’t feeling fine and all. The moment my bus stopped. I had to wear my perfume again and run to my destination.

–Adaugo

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